Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"
Mr. Garrison: I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Cartman: Respect My Authority!
Mr. Garrison: Does anyone know what sexual harassment means?
Cartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
Cartman: It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
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